When you get frustrated with things, there is no better way than to deal with them by writing...a funny poem. On The Occasion of Being Offered a Vaginal Collagen Injection For My Pleasure
by Funnie If you're feeling all depressed, get some surgery.
If you've only humble breasts, get some surgery.
Wish you were still a virgin?
Call your local plastic surgeon!
For that hymen you'll be splurgin',
Get some surgery.
If you're eating too much food,
If you've stretchmarks from your brood,
If your labia look rude,
Get some surgery.
If your husband is a bore, get some surgery.
If you're much too tired to score, get some surgery.
If you're looking to be voted
POTUS (or not be demoted)
It cannot be sugar-coated:
Get some surgery.
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